Tech-savvy Glamour Mugs

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Emoticons and human relationships.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Modern day mirror.

'We were matched by computer.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."