Tech-savvy Exterminator Pillows

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Flies up the ante!

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Superintendent

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"These door hinges squeak."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Drone Spray

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."