Tech-savvy Cupid T-Shirts

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating For Dummies

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

Love Online.

"Weno you sent your Valentines day card, which button did you press?"

I met him online.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Young Love'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Augmented reality check

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."