Tech-savvy Commentator Prints

"What's this 11th commandment - thou shalt not tweet without thinking?"

'Why not? It always works in women's fashion.'

'The budget negotiators are meeting in a smoke-filled room behind closed doors - but one committee member is live blogging it.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

How logos change over time.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

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