Tech-savvy Card Shark Prints

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'