Cardshark Prints

Kings sleeping head to toe

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

Worm Bed

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Sailor's Poker.