Card Shark Fan Prints

Lookup in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! You're playing poker these days! Yep. I'm a natural born grumbler. Last time I played I won a bit pop with a full horse. Then I bit it all and lost on the next hand. I needed one card for a royal flash. I never had a chance because all four jerks were missing. There was only forty-eight cards! I always knew you weren't playing with a full deck, Malaprop Man.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Heads or tails?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Yes, Sir, all the computers are solitaire game 'free'.'

Worm Bed