Tech-savvy Browser Gifts

'You may also like. . . debt consolidation.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Gen-Next Library

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

e-shoes

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'There's nothing on.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Page not found...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Downloads.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

Coffee shop

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."