Tech-savvy Boxing Fan Prints

The Modern Boxer

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

MLB 2020

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"VAR ref..!!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

The Rapture, buffering

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'I like boxing when there's lots and lots of dancing. And very little hitting.'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Play Ball!"

Football Computer.

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

"That was Ridiculous. The ref used VAR to find out where he had dropped his whistle."

'I think we should demand extra money for instant replays.'