Tech-savvy Boxing Fan Prints

The Modern Boxer

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

A man shoots at a drone.

"First gig in a while?"

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"VAR ref..!!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

Football Computer.

'I like boxing when there's lots and lots of dancing. And very little hitting.'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean

"Play Ball!"

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

The Rapture, buffering

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"That was Ridiculous. The ref used VAR to find out where he had dropped his whistle."

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'