Tech-savvy Bees Gifts

Bees can't get onto the Nectar website.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

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Zoom Wedding

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

The End of the Worker Bees

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I've simplified our work process!"

Amongst the rush.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'My trick for avoiding extra work is to look busy all the time...'

"That's Suzy, my personal assistant: I was getting way too busy..."

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"No kidding, you have to fill in a timecard every week! I'm so glad I'm a drone and not a worker..."

Drive-thru Day-care

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"How flexible are you?"

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'