Tech-savvy Art Lover T-Shirts

"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."

Man in gallery: painting with mobile phone has charger plugged into it.

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Salvador Dali's 'Persistence of 512 K Memory.'

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

What's an Imax cave?

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Origami Society...

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Mr. Punch in Venice

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Happy thoughts

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."