Tech-savvy Art Lover T-Shirts

"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."

Man in gallery: painting with mobile phone has charger plugged into it.

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Salvador Dali's 'Persistence of 512 K Memory.'

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Framed Lady

'Greenwich in the Season'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."