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'That is just crying out to be digitized.'

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Breakfast surreal.

Europa takes a selfie

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Modeling gig

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."