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'That is just crying out to be digitized.'

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Easter Candy Island.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Donald Glover

Europa takes a selfie

Breakfast surreal.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Modeling gig

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Steve Jobs

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'