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"User name and password?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Cherub string quartets

Your angel is always with you