Tech-savvy Adult T-Shirts

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Early Learning Today

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

The Re-Opening of Schools

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'