Tech Satire Mugs

"The truth, the whole truth...so help me, Mr Gates"

"Talk nerdy to me."

The cell phone soother for life.

Airport Security.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

iDeasy

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Lies on the Internet

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

White Apple

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software