Tech-resistant Trooper Pillows

No! I would not like to download a typing tutorial!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'The show must go on!'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

Computer use issues

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

iPlod.

"My dad? Forget about it! He's clueless about cells...he'd never read my text messages...trust me!"

"I want any saber-rattling to go to spam."

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"I'm sending you back to elementary school so you can get your computer skills up."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

"For your birthday I'm going to give you 24 hours technical support."

'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'

"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."

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