Tech Privacy Nerd Prints

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

The Computer Bore

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'More government surveillance!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Cell Phone

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"We need to be careful."