Tech News Follower Mugs

Elon Musk Takesover Twitter

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Isn't there an app for this?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

Data From a Truck

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Flu Drugs.

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Dangerous Trumpism

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."