Tech News Follower Mugs

Elon Musk Takesover Twitter

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Isn't there an app for this?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Flu Drugs.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Dangerous Trumpism

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."