Tech Life Enthusiast Prints

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Gen-Next Library

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'