Tech Issue Sympathizer Prints

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

Computer Room.

Online form - Submit.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Textin’"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Domestic Spying Drones

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Caveman wheel repairers.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Computer Frustration

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

The copier is making a whining noise.

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"