Tech Innovation Nerd Prints

"Note to Bruce in engineer...forget the wheel, invent the damn toilet!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

'Very good and to the point.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"