Tech Industry Observer Mugs

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Short Memories

Distancing with the Stars

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

Big Oil Destroys the World

3D HD TV

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Call Your Mother- $2.00

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'What do you call it when you go to war for oil?' 'Sheikonomics?'

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

The Impact of the Blockade on Cuba.

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

Venezuela Cliff Edge

'I'm going to give you the good news in laymen's terms and the bad news in dollars and cents.'

"Now I see why your dispensing fee is so low."

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

Vice President for Obsolescence