
"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."
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"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."
Steve Jobs
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'
Satya Nutella
Mac OS 20
The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
US v.s. Tech Giants
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Internet.
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'
How logos change over time.
"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
SF NO
Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X
"You're hired!"
Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."
"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."
'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'
"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."
Diner is served
The Design Artiste
And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.
"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"
and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete
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