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'Okay, Mum. Now click 'File', then 'Save As'.' - 'Eh? What's not working?' - 'No... listen to me. Click 'File', then 'Save As'' - 'No, no... single click! single click!' - 'No, no, no... don't get Dad! He clicks even more randomly than you do...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the author"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

Moses' Tablet

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Invest in technology."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."