Tech Evolution Humorist Mugs

'Before copiers we used to have to drop our pants and have co-workers draw our rear ends manually.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."