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"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

End of world nigh!!!

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Bones Reunited

Palm Top Readings

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"How's the computer analysis going?"

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'Yep, I'm alone.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

Virtual reality guru.