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Parachutist using computer in freefall, also using a parachute.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"