Tech Enthusiast Exploring New Heights Pillows

Parachutist using computer in freefall, also using a parachute.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

Where have you been? I met this woman. She was incredible. Really? Tell me. She's a salesperson at Computer Villa. She's a Dominatrix. Oh no. It was amazing. She told me what to buy. She called my old technology obsolete! Time to check you into a home. Where's Sadie? I need to be spanked with my phone.

"Happy Father's Day. It's the latest gadget for people at your tech level. It's an Incompetent Watch."