Tech Curious Gifts

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'This is really cool Joey. How do I text?'

'Bless me, Father, for I have turned 'Safesearch' off.'

"Mom! It followed me home! Can I keep it?

'I tried to teach him to text, but you can't teach an old dog new tech.'

Nudist Colony Peeping Tom

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

"He's trying to discover the attraction young ones have of staring at their phones all day."

Don't worry, the software will translate it to 'five, four, three, two . . .

Guru on mountain says to seeker of truth: 'I am getting SO sick of the 'PC or Mac' question.'

"Is that where you download the milk"

'Invasion of privacy.'

'This is U -TUBE, Grandpa, U-ball is when you turn around and go back the way you came...'

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

"Just because you don't understand God does not mean God does not exist. A computer can exist even if you don't understand how it works."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.