Tech Couple Prints

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Today's love

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Your website or mine?'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

The Plasmas.

Zoom Wedding

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

Social Media Romance