Tech-challenged Dad Prints

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Mom, I think the baby just downloaded.'

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an