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"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'He's maturing early.'

"I feel your pain."

Second lifeReal life.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Binary Man

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I got connected to the internet!"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

It's a wireless.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'My app just ate your widget.'

"It's not what you think."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'Oh bugger cramp!'