Teaser Of Pups T-Shirts

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Snowprov

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Pavlov's Puppy

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"I think he's lost."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'I'm getting a tattoo removed just to annoy my parents.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

"I taught myself to beg."

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

"It' the dog."

Let's talk about my dog.

"Well, until you do figure it out you're not allowed to shout at him!"

"You spoil that dog!"