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"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Back to the Holidays

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

He Did It!

Children in a Nursery.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Cookie Thief

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"