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"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

A dog reads a newspaper

Cookie Thief

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

He Did It!

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"