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'Dungeon humor.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Bravo!"

Sitting in a tree

Theatre Crowd

Valentine Day

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Love Birds love just being together

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

You just keep giving.

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Sex Section in the Library

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

Bravo!

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

A small heart within a big heart.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

"A pox on your house red."

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'