Tearful Performer Mugs

Sad Songs.

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Onion Tears

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'Sheep striptease'.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

An opera singer

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Magicians monkey.

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Clown school

Ballerina

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Stiltwalker's shoes.

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

"Gather 'round and I'll sing in a style that's just earnest enough to make you uncomfortable."

"I'm sorry if I was a little disruptive in class. It's just so great having a live audience again!"

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

Farcebook website

'This is the Linedance class - the Riverdance is next door!'

Wireless high-wire act.

A woman playing the trumpet and doing a high kick

Odette from Swan Lake