Teamster Gifts

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

'I just invented the wheel, and he's already organizing a teamsters union.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Reach for the Star.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Any questions?"

Welcome to the Team

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Go team!

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."