Team Transformation Wizard Mugs

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Teamwork!

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Currently Boston

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Office Politics

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

A souped up car...

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

I got the raise

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I've been transferred again.'

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"This better be important."

Sidekick speed matching service.