Team Tactics Critic Mugs

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Good poetry & Winning teams

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Golf

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Arsene Wenger

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

"From my point of view, a team effort is a lot of people doing what I say..."

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Sports Medicine

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

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