Team Spirit Skeptic Gifts

'Team spirit, my ass.'

"There's no 'I' in team Larry."

"I'm not familiar, but then again, I never was much of a sports fan."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Jumping cheerleaders

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Strive to win!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."