Team Spirit Seeker T-Shirts

'Brian was dropped from the team after picking up a nasty leg injury.'

". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."

Cheerleaders

The booze-a-thon.

None for all and all for none.

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Unguided imagery

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Strive to win!

The commentators want to run the officials...