Team Spirit Seeker Mugs

'Brian was dropped from the team after picking up a nasty leg injury.'

". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."

Cheerleaders

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The booze-a-thon.

None for all and all for none.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

Unguided imagery

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'You can't come in here with that.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"