Team Spirit Promoter T-Shirts

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

Play Ball!

"We believe great teams thrive on DIVERSITY, so as opposed to the rest of us Colin is as thick as a plank and has the drive of a sloth with an underactive thyroid."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Ask her if she'll play center on our basketball team.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Jumping cheerleaders

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"