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"Mind if I put the game on?"

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team Dave.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Teamwork is essential here. Without it, we couldn't blame others for our mistakes."

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

'You are all points of light in my universe.'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

"Grab a fork and pitch in if you want to. Not that it matters. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't."

'I like team players. However, it's not necessary to suit up, Ferguson.'

Photo 'The perfect England team' all present are Ian Botham

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

"Why wasn't "I" at the team building event, because there is no "I" in team."

'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Football player taking the ball home.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Football face-off.

'On second thought, I guess it really was incidental contact.'

Termite mounds...non-union...union.

College Football

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Football fans

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Handball

A brilliant team!

"So, what team do you support?"

"Teams work better when members don't call each other a 'useless waste of skin'."