Team Player Humorist Mugs

Hot desking in action

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

The Hockey World

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!