Sports Humorists Mugs

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

Synchronized swimmers going over a waterfall.

Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!

Bobsled Police.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Let's talk steroids.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Bizarre score cards, number 9

Goal Post Ape.

'Do I go to your place of work and criticize you?'

"I tell ya champ, you're wasting your time trying to hit him in the head."

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'