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"It'll be quicker if we split up our kids' teachers between us. I'll see the ones for Andrea..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"We only got six days of funding."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Welcome to the Team

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Teamwork!

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

God's Subcontractors

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

When Engineers Crack.

Teamwork