Team Planner Mugs

"It'll be quicker if we split up our kids' teachers between us. I'll see the ones for Andrea..."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Welcome to the Team

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Teamwork!

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

God's Subcontractors

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

When Engineers Crack.

Teamwork