Team Milestone T-Shirts

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Pilot with champagne.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Teamwork

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Win - win

Woman crying with happiness.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

Office Meeting

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

Rat Race Resources.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'