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'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Some card-game puns

"I've got writer's block."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."